Name that Film: Miscellaneous Edition!

Various traits dealing with a diverse subject matter brings the Film Edition to a category neatly filed under the heading entitled "Miscellaneous". It's like the junk drawer...only worse as the borders are not bound to be square. Did you know 90% of all tires on the road are under inflated and badly in need of repair?

Go about your business and try not to stare. There will be no pointing and loud noises are COMPLETELY out of the question. You will find an excess of hot air almost everywhere without any real exertion, which leads to about two billion gallons of gas wasted annually and a whole lot more scraps and skirmishes than completely necessary. Seymour Grime does not have the time nor inclination for conventional methods, which is precisely why I agreed to take on this here case (a bit temperamental I see...artistic?).

A random venture into the wild? Why not. Required to furnish the assignment will include miscellaneous items such as but not limited to: a working latrine, a paperback dictionary should suffice in any open forum, as would a six pack of Dos Equis brown (stay thirty my friends!) of which I will share half, an adequate dose of vitamin c...dealer choice and finally a piece of parchment and sharpened pencil. It seems I've come upon the sniffles...a portable 8 track would also fit nicely if you had a free copy of Billy Cobham's "Spectrum" for the busy peoples passing by...if you lean in close you might even catch that steady streaming beating pulse...but completely unnecessary if you're in a pinch for tunes.

Some people feel the amount of noise generated by a change is in direct proportion to the complexities of the change so there becomes a city called Rome on every continent. Everything reportedly found on the web is miscellaneous...and...X is the new Y. Hadn't you heard?

Yes, this was not in the original contract but I think therefore I am. "I am" being the shortest complete sentence known to Man...but we shouldn't let that stop us. There are dust particles perched where we sit upon us made from dead skin that hand gels just can't touch...but it don't accumulate ta too much...not like the junk drawer...that's gut miscellaneous change some Canadian, mini nail clippers, and out-date coupons...which is akin to an average arrangement of assorted flowers in assorted shapes and sizes, like miscellaneous faces of a crowd in disguise, a variety of ingredients in a recipe or disjointed parts without regard; this law does not make a choice of provisions...it just is.

Transparency juss may be the new objectivity if we remember to pass out the correct vials. Don't worry...this list shall remain anonymous and the currents of information will rise and fall like the tide depending on your perspective.

Did you know more people are killed annually by donkeys than die in plane crashes? 'Round here, they take that jackass thing seriously.

Color my world Crayola, who could wrap around this world 4 times over with all their crayons constructed annually, never mind since I was a kid. If the time would become available, I'd like to teach the world to sing, if for only the chance to be free...incidentally, there is a suicide attempt nearly once a week at Niagara Falls, which leads the Film Edition by the hand carefully away with averted eyes.

I'll take Purgatorio for tree thousand.

The game of snakes and ladders was created by what 13th century poet saint?

What is...Gyandev? The ladders represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices. The game was played-

I beg your pardon sir...that shall suffice!

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog uses every letter of the alphabet. No one ken lick their own elbow and most people fear spiders more than death.

Life is a complete sentence for any thinking and feeling individual.

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian and sported just one testicle so anything is truly possible if you make it happen. Be leery of any month that starts on a Sunday which will surely sport a Friday that falls on the 13th, which could leave everything to the imagination but it may just be running away with me? Coca Cola would be green if they didn't color it and know that if you go 18 days, 21 hours and 40 minutes in a rocking chair reportedly listening to nothing but the Blues, you will induce hallucinations, slurred speech, memory lapse, blurred vision and a deep sense of paranoia but don't lose any sleep over it...no piece of square dry paper ken be folded more than 7 times in half.

Willie Dixon was the 7th son and this sure has been fun, I'm glad you asked...

Now, PLEASE SEND MELONS...

Well, thanks to blood for another amazing intro to our game this week. It's amazing what the lack of thought can force us to think about. We had no theme this week, so instead you get the miscellaneous ramblings that are all inteded and aimed at the same goal. Pretty deep huh?

Now for our game. This week's quotes could be from any movie in history. The way we see it, if you are not locked into a genre, you may not get them all, but you may not miss them all either.

So, read the quotes below and figure out what movie they came from. If you are right, I will let you know and add your clip as soon as possible.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy, this week's edition of Name that Film!!!

1. "Mom, that salesman's on tv."

2. "Thou we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."

3. "My life is worth more that a piece of film."

4. "Oh who gives a damn? Stealing all my Oreos, crapping all over the place."

5. "In here?.......Doom."

6. "Do you want the Lord to watch me kick your ass?"

7. "No thank you. I take it black....like my men."

8. "Learn it. Know it. Live it."

9. "I killed your little brother, Moreno. But just remember, he's dead because you weren't looking out for him."

10. "If I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say police brutality."

Bonus:

11. "I strangled him. His body is decomposing in my locker."

Let's see those answers! Remember to check back later if you don't know the movies. Someone will get them and if not, I will leave clues for the really hard ones.

Thanks for playing and see you next Tuesday!!

By the way, Blood-N-Bolts Productions has been running this game for quite a long time now and ideas are running thin. If you have a bright idea for an edition of our game, chime in and we will use it if we can. We'll even name it after you! Thanks!!!!

Just for fun....see if you can name the movies that the pics came from!