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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Name that Film: John Hughes; belleofsavannah Edition!!!

-This is my house, I have to defend it!

John Hughes died of a heart attack while taking a walk last week in New York City. He was an influential writer and director of such acclaimed hits as, "Planes, Trains and Automobiles", "The Breakfast Club" and "Mr. Mom" always keeping in the spirit of advocating for the underdog and those less than graceful, like a coming of age Molly Ringwald in 16 Candles. This week's edition will be a tribute idea from a southern belle honoring a legacy that holds all pertinent information in the spotlight for others to see.

Mr. Hughes was 59.

Teen angst! It can't be a dream! How can X number of people have the same dream?Ask every question. We tell no lies. This information must leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude otherwise. This could be Christmas or another season of perpetual hope and light. You remember laughter? Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun. I don't care if I have to get out on your main street and scribe. If it costs the Film Edition everything we own, if we have to sell two souls to the devil himself, we are going to highlight this idea. You only get one life...

I'm being honest __________, I would expect you to know the difference. How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? Everything is not an anecdote and discrimination must always be about choice and a level of awareness. You choose things that are loving or amusing or interesting and often forget...you're a miracle! I know.

It goes to show. Ask anyone you know...how many rings in the ancient oak? This edition is about stay puff glow. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Listen...

"Honey, I'd like you to meet ____________, who's got some amusing anecdotes for you..."

I expect a doll to have a little string on the chest, you know, that I ken pull out and have to snap it back with a rush.

...few...that was fun! Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes? We had a small fire last night , but we caught it in the nick of time.

You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. Kenny, don't paint your sister!

Would you guys please hurry up, I'm breaking like 30 major laws here. If "they" told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe "them"? Naw, course not! You would chuckle and mention sucking the marrow and cackle like a harmless pirate, or perhaps a tomboy who played the drums.

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Oh yea?

How 'bout this....you should see the toast, I couldn't even get it thru the door! I'm pretty sure the sausage king of Chicago if I'm not mistaken is...Abe Froman? U go then and sail it toward a shore. I guess this is probably a good time as any to tell you this. I yelled at Kenny for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows and I'm liking 'em! I'm looooosing it! You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits. Come to think of it...we're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food. Maybe I have malaria?

Where are your hands?

Between two pillows...

Those aren't pillows!

Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes. Those are the breaks. Habits come hard. This one I couldn't quite fake...you couldn't score her in a million years. Perhaps a little mood music? Danke Schoen...I totally understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they're terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt...next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads.
That's serious torture and blame, which leads to shame. Games, Jake. Silly torturous games. You know how many times I've gone without lunch because some _________ borrows my lunch money? Any halfway decent girl can rob me - blind! Because I'm too torked up to say no. It's heinous, I'm telling you. I get so shook up and want desperately to initiate change with vibration because of such vast numbers & the baby boom, bang and the theory beyond. This sound travels out from the ground.

And another thing...

A. You ken never go to far

B. If anyone's getting busted, it's not gonna be by a chump.

"I always preferred to hang out with the outcasts, 'cause they were cooler; they had better taste in music, for one thing, I guess because they had more time to develop one with the lack of social interaction they had!" -John Hughes

Let's hope when you do finally grow up, your heart never dies...


Thank you blood for that tremendous tribute to a great film maker, and man. Now, let's get on with our game since I already made us late!

Directions: Read the following quotes and guess what John Hughs films they came from.

Blood-N-Bolts Productions sincerely hope that you have an enjoyable time playing our game and that you will show up again next week for our next edition of Name that Film!!! Good luck!!!

1. "Irv, are these Kotex Maxi Pads on special?"

2. "He humiliated my human decency!"

3. "Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman."

4. "Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place."

5. "My father loves this car more than life itself."

6. "Kids are stupid. I know I was."

7. "This is going to be the very last time that I try to marry you."

8. "She's into Malaka's Dino."

9. "Her first baby...came out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing."

10. "What is that? Dirty Dancing?"

Alright everyone, I think this will go faster than normal, so let's get to guessing!!! By the way, my summer vacation is over and I have to go back to work. This year, I cannot access my blog at work, so my answers will be delayed. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Thanks again to blood for his wonderful intro. Also, thanks to Beverly aka Athensspeedwayan and belleofsavannah for the suggestion to do a tribute to John Hughes! Keep those ideas coming everyone! See you next week!