Name that Film: Back to School Edition!!!

Can you believe it's that time again? Up in the morning and off to school. Maybe you're a bit melancholic with the morning dew already glistening? The issue on hand was and still is about every teacher teaching the golden rule. Learn. Unlearn. Relearn. This will affect Eternity. One ken never tell where this influence stops upon the delicate threshold of the mind and where it will begin in time. It is a smart balance of fool's gold to pay it forward as every act of conscious learning affects the esteem. This is not a dream. I feel fetid. Not to make it a standard practice, but "Chances Aaaaare" there may be some discrepancies in the air as to the idea(s) of education. Therefore, compare and contrast the price tag in the School Of Hard Knocks; running inside the cracks of any avenue, anywhere across the globe to last year's tuition @ George Washington University with a price tag of $39,240--and that’s before room and board not including books. Without any hard stares or menacing looks...which one truly costs more?



"Fate gave to man the courage of endurance."

The Critic as Artist ken use words that are quite harsh.

If there were no schools to take the children temporarily away, would the asylums begin to overflow? If a tree falls in a conducive environment, idea windows could begin to grow and flow outside their flowerpots, crawling like irrational vines stretching across municipal properties, racing like seeds of dicease to infect and encroach any open minds that happen to be passing.

Any teacher who tells, smells and may require immediate relief. Explain. Demonstrate. Inspire. Evoke immediate emotional response, light a cosmic fire and become too frenetically busy for busywork to bother!

O, where O, where has bountiful youth and vigor gone? ____ on vinegar! Lest we forget the words to our own swan song! Work hard. Live easy and love long! Holidays are enticing in the short run but if I could think you'd be exhausted. Labor Day could have been Independence Day but the name was already taken. Think of the overhead saved on electricity...enough to feed a few faces in the land of the forsaken? You betcha!

All they do is moan with a hand out! Maybe YOU ken help straighten out the Longfellow? It feels like years and so many tears, they leave trails! It is often said...when a student is ready the master appears and yet time is a teacher killing all it's pupils. Go figga! I'm gonna need a tip...is there smoke in these mirrors? See clearer! There are little surprises 'round every corner but fret not...everything is closer than it appears. This being one way to hit the nail on the head and drive 'er home when an individual is silent and all alone. Even so, the state is in a rears and I'm hooked on Blood-Bonics by way of the "K"...think of the fun in the sun and it's penetrating rays: shining on down...like...education...without a sound, care or concern, as we, polite society, in passive aggressive fits of anarchy, deliberate and discern the true notion of education with every plausible impediment.

Words, like ink blotted lifeforms draped over a dynamic laundry line, held taut between opposite ends of the spectrum, continue to stain the annals of Humanity with reason, action, logic and the bittersweet twists of irony. Think anyone that is buying bought? Let's light this candle. Is there really no exit? Show discretion when paying attention because sometimes, depending on the speaker, its just not worth it. Learning is a treasure and all the world a laboratory when held under close investigation. Besides, when you worry it ken affect your body. Having trouble sleeping is also a sign of stress. Call me sometime when you have no class. We offer free play with paints, a chance to dress up and spend some quality time at a sand table and work through the past. Use the toys. Circle time consists of learning activities and a song. Please try and get a long. And about that Longfellow...Henry's wad is worth at least the night, depending on where and when, if, subtle and fair most everywhere, a warm, soft vapor does fill the air, which can't compare, to what he may have been thinking, beating pinions, with sounds I could never really hear, 'zept in the imagination, but talk about meter and rhyme!

School is a fact of life young jedi knight and depending on how you implement the system, it could be an investment? A whole, gather ye rosebuds while ye may, kinda thing, which I've always wanted to repeat if only to say, "imagine the garden growing full of friends!" If you think Safeguard's expensive, try Dove! Never let schooling interfere with a staunch education. This train has not left the station and will aim for nuttin less than the highest plane of edjamakation.

I've just been handed a bulletin..."the simplest schoolboy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have given his life...", which may not amount to much since he is currently dead.

Listen to children and you shall hear, almost anything to stay in the clear, everyday all day without exception...try to survive; is there one now alive who hasn't heard that jive with little expectation? The Film Edition understands education as something to prepare the uninformed to fish in a big pond with all species of marine life that do not play by the Aquarium rules. This message needs to reach each and every one of our schools without exception. Fools! Obsolete and required should never be mended to remain fast friends in any range of the curriculum! Home computers have now turned into a bunch of mangy mutts chewing up eloquently filed reports unto technological defecation. Though, the film Edition does specialize in specializing situations and have tons on hand...least two 3 hundred by me; and, a couple 4 thousand score more, I see, ready for printing and word, but not to do any harm to more than every Middlesex village and farm, but for the world folk to challenge and choke and be held up in arms highly accountable for the ideas of impression and education.

After all, it's all in the presentation.

Thanks to Blood for his wonderful intro this week. Even the President got in on this week's film edition with a live speech for our nations students! We must really be getting popular!

Now, your job, if you choose to accept it, is to read the quotes below and name the movie they came from. Remember, each movie was about school aged kids and their lives.

Good luck and thanks for playing Name that Film!!!

1. "Without the bike, it's Moody's now."

2. "If you don't give your academic subjects equal time.....you're out."

3. "You know Bill? There's one thing I've learned in all my years. Sometimes you got to say, "What the %$#&" and make your move."

4. "This is the wrong bus son. This is for players. You ride back with the cheerleaders."

5. "To me, being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's about you, and your relationship to yourself and your family and your friends."

6. "I don't care what that scoreboard says at the end of the game. In my book we are going to be winners! Okay?"

7. "This guys been stoned since the third grade."

8. "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

9. "You owe me 100% and I'll see you in The People's Court."

10. "We sink, we swim, we rise, we fall, we meet our fate together!"

Alright, now let's see those answers! Some are easy and some are hard. Don't feel bad if you get shut out, just let us know that you checked in and then try again next Tuesday!

Thanks again to blood and remember to check out the Blood Blog when you get a chance.

Thanks for playing Name that Film!!!

Name that Film: Bad Ass Edition

Welcome back to this week's edition of Name that Film! For those of you who are seasoned veterans, you need no direction here. For those who are new comers, here is how it works.

This is a joint effort between myself (Bolt Backer 21) and my Bostonian pahtna bloodredsox. Throughout the week, blood and I get together and choose a topic to focus on. Once that is done, blood gets to work on putting together his special introduction (in blood red), and I start looking up quotes and clips. That's all there is to it! So, let's get to this week's Name that Film: Bad Ass Edition! Good luck!!!

First of all...I don't have the time and wish you to radio Headquarters and say that you have been captured. It begins here for us on this road. How the whole mess happened we don't know, but we know it couldn't happen again in a million years. Maybe we could have stopped it early, but once trouble was on it's way, we was juss going with it. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we ken buy shaz we don't need. So, don't even think of talkin' ta me...in fact, Mother, tell yer children not to walk my way!

Say, what time is it? Can't find my watch! I think you're way outta line talkin ta me like that. What you're saying is libelous, and you're in no position to challenge my expertise. Did you know equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate may produce napalm? Now, listen, you don't go away one special place, that's cornball style! You juss go. The glow will be waiting, anticipating an attitude of one more or less, Steve McQueen; set in the thick of the scene, knee deep in the mud of bad blood.

Yet our trip was different. It was a classic affirmation of everything right and true in the national character; a gross physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country. But only for those with true grit; look 'em in the eye and spit. Jah! You tink you're too good for me? Nobody's too good for me! Anybody tinks they're too good for me, I make sure I knock 'em over sometime. Right now I could slap you around to show you how good you are and tomorrow, I'm someplace else and I don't even know you or nuttin. Think I'm bluffing? Ever seen the flaring nostrils of Jack Torrance up close and personal stuck in the craw of your muffin?

One does not require the title of outlaw biker to seek personal justice. Trust us...The Film Edition preys for your success...but...like...you think I'm funny how? Like...I amuuse you? Don't make me beat the snot out of yuse with the handle of this BLACK phone or catch you on the street alone...(you feel that sting big boy? That's pride messin wit cha! Chew gutta fight true dat shaz...)

You hear a little girl Frankie? Is that a little girl Ace? What happened to the tough guy who told my friend this blog was dumb? I believe in Death, Destruction, Chaos, Filth, and Greed. The street would kill you and your rhetoric awful quick, on that I am certain. %*#$ off with your sofa units and striped green patterns. I say never be complete. Stop being perfect. Evolve, let the chips fall where they may. Hay-zeus! You got the time? Bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing-intolerable vibrations in this place. Muss rearrange face. Get out. The weasels are closing in. Find the time. They drew first blood, not ME! I ken smell the fugly brutes a mile away!

Pride sure is a poor substitute for intelligence. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself FEEEEL better. Take some responsibility! Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everyone had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. Even a brand new Ford Pinto!

I think I may have broken a rib...but not from giving you oral pleasure. Wolf den this is lone wolf do you read? You know there's more bloggers out there and you know where they are. Find them or I'll find you.

Listen up maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else! ...whether or not what we are experiencing presently is..according to Holy miracle...insignificant. What is significant is the connection and involvment, no matter how seemingly slight. Nothing is static. I heard even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

One can't juss expect to stroll around town selling "consciousness expansion" without giving a thought to the grim meat hook realities that lies awake for every beligerent blogger.

Emergency water landing-600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as hindu cows. Mass society. Materialism. Property. Capitalism. Technology. Social Order. I'm sorry did I break your concentration? Thank Gawd for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk. The idea has been growing in my brain for sometime: TRUE force. All the King's men cannot put it back together again. The days go on and on...they don't end. I see you are no stranger to pain. Do you wish to give your name?

What you muss understand is that we have to interrogate you. There isn't one of us that doesn't want to be someplace else. But this is what we do, who we are.

You miiiind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down? "What" aint no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? I pray to Gawd if I ever had a greivance I'd have a little more self respect. Our Great War is a spiritual war..we've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionares, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact.

If my answers fighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. There is this strong desire for chaos and an urge to destroy something beautiful but we're gonna nurse you back to health anyway. You're strong and you're gonna live a long life...in a cage! And this time for life! I want what they want, what every blogger wants who comes over here and spills their guts...for poetry to love us as much as we love it...and the words to stain every page; a master of Destiny with the best of intentions and of the mind to be on time. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort..and that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action...you have to wait around like everyone else. Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with him.

Any you boys wanna shoot, now's the time. I know what you're thinking.

"Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Will you flee? Off to safety. Obscurity. Just another freak in the freak kingdom. I drive by this place a lot and I see you here. And I think you need something. And if you want to call it a friend, you ken call it a friend. Do you happen to have the time? The path of the righteous person is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil. Blessed is thee who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of Darkness; for thee truly is thy brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

I specifically reminded her-bedside table! On the Kangaroo!

I said the words aloud, "Don't forget my Father's watch." Now I'm thinkin': it could mean this idea is evil. And this blog is ridiculous. Or cencorship is a shepherd for the feeble minded. Or it could mean you are truly righteous for reading til the bitter end and it's the world that's evil and selfish at times.

I'd like that. And that shaz would be the truth.

Thanks bloodredsox for another epic introduction! Now, lets see how many fans we have of action movies out there.
Directions: Read the quotes below and name the movie they came from. This week you could also name the actor who played the bad ass in that movie. When the correct answer is given, I will give credit to the person who got it right first and then add a link so that you can watch the clip that it came from. That's it! Let's get to it!!!

1. "This is where the law stops.....and I start."

2. "We are a rescue team, not assissins."

3. "This is for Franklin.......You lose."

4. "You might try to kill me."

5. "Lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"

6. "There will be no more pills. No more bad food. No more destroyers of my body."

7. "Get three coffins ready."

8. "Someone made me what I am."

9. "Any chance of catching these men?"

10. "I've had my back broke once and my hip twice, and on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you."

Alright contestants, let's see those answers! Some are hard, and some are easy. All are possible and I am sure that you will continue to amaze me by getting all ten once again this week. Keep checking in to find out the ones you didn't know.
Thanks for playing Name that Film and please come back next Tuesday for our next edition!

Sorry, that was real life.